How do you like being told you’re fat, that you’re eating all the wrong things and that you’re breath stinks bad enough to drive a dog away? Not too much I guess. And how would you like to hear these observations being barked at you from your very own cell phone? Yeah, DoCoMo have just launch the world’s first ever health conscious phone that comes with a Wellness Navigator. Launched at the ongoing Mobile World Congress, the stunning phone tells you your exact body fat percentage if you place your thumbs on the sensors while blowing into your blower can have the halitosis monitor tell you if your breath smells bad. And for the real fitness-freaks, the phone has a pedometer, heart rate monitor, time distance and calorie burning calculator that monitors your vitals while you workout with tunes from the set’s music player. And that’s not all. This amazing phone can also record your daily calorie intake by managing you’re eating and drink habits. DoCoMo reason that the Wellness Navigator is a “fun way to reinforce good health anytime, using your mobile phone. You too can have the perfect body.” Great! After having mommy dear and scores of ex-partners and BFFs barked their heads off to no good end, they’re hoping a tiny cell phone will make you change your nasty ways! What are the odds I say!