Don’t you just hate having to watch the road/choke-a-block traffic/hot chicks checking out your oh-so-tones calves when you pedal your way to the office on your swanky mountain bike day after day? Worry not. To counter the eternally tiring boredom arising from having to cleverly maintain balance and a safe distance from cars and people on the road, some descendant of Einstein has come up with this Bike Mount Holder for iPhone/iPod/PDA/GPS. The attention sucking device makes it super easy for you to control you music/video/phone systems from right underneath your nose while the 360 degree adjustable bracket lets you rotate your iPod/PDA/iPhone to a convenient angle, so that when you get hit by the giant truck face-first, you’ll at least have the happy memory of Shakira shaking what her momma gave her to play over and over in your head when you spend the next 3 months in coma! For $14.99, that’s gotta be worth having to wear a body cast for half a year. Let the video below tell you how to use the iPhone Bike Mount to best self-destructive ends.